Wife First, Family Second❤️

aintnosuchthingastoothick:

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me: 

Period

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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greyscalesound:

justbant3r:

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

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rosalindfranklinsnotes:

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

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bewbers:

“we’re having guests over come downstairs”

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